Buzzphrase

Mission statement generator.  Uses a configurable engine to produce a wide variety of random business babble, accompanied by more or less suitable clip art.  Some examples:

We truly believe in evaluating market-leading seamless, dynamic chemistry solutions by suppressing the dreams of our associates with teamwork and customer-centric management practices, while maintaining our focus on the bottom line.

The robustness of our market-driven, high-performance, web-ready search architecture, and developing equality of opportunity, will ensure our success in the domestic market.

Our most important priority is coordinating superb distinctive, authoritative search deliverables, because excellent businesses want satisfaction.

Our primary priority is strategizing customer-centric utilitarian, next-generation incentive management opportunities, while developing quality.

We honestly believe in recontextualizing advanced utilitarian, distinctive search deliverables by disintermediating market-leading object-oriented, high-performance incentive management databases with commitment and superb management practices.

The subjectivity of our competitive, turnkey, organic computation engine will ensure our dominance in the government market.

We truly believe in disseminating multidisciplinary authoritative, organic analytics products by destroying the hopes of our human resources with quality and excellent management processes.